In case you are ever bitten by a zebra and you are worried you might be turning into a zebra (which happens more often than you might think), here are the top ten signs you might be turning into a zebra:
10. You everything in your wardrobe must be stripped.
9. Black and white are your two favorite colors.
8. You think hiding in front of a picket fence is a good idea.
7. When you see a nice lawn you think “Hm-mm, lunchtime!”.
6. Cats make you nervous.
5. You start to sleep standing up.
4. Hanging out in the sun all day with a bunch of friends eating leafy greens sounds like a great way to spend the day.
3. You begin to wonder why horses get all the attention
2. You count by stomping your foot.
1. You hang out with older slower friends just in case a lion is around.