Fun with Numbers

Newsflash:

Today a new study released by the Incredibly Obvious Group(IOG) showed that over %90 of NFL players at one time watched Monday Night Football in high school.  Local school board leaders quickly leapt into action.  Declaring a move to make Monday Night Football are requirement for all high school football players.  Said one official, “It only makes sense.  It is the right thing to do.  After all it is for the children.  And the numbers bear it out.”

Another study released by IOG showed that over %90 of violent teenage boys have played a video game that has some form of violence in them.  Every politician up for re-election quickly leapt into action.  Declaring a move to ban or censor all games that didn’t happen to contribute to their campaigns.  Said one official, “It only makes sense.  It is the right thing to do.  After all it is for the children.  And the numbers bear it out.”

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